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Read, THE ATTACHMENT 1: ATTACHED HERE, If you have already done that. Lets go !!!! The shock was hot. So intense that I couldn't speak for some seconds. My girl is smashing my HOD or what? At that moment, I forgot the sole purpose that brought me here. So he was wrecking both my grades and my girl. I thought far and wide, and tried to maintain eye contact with Emilia to know what's going on. My HOD broke the atmosphere when he said, "Young man, why are you here?". I pulled myself together and replied; "I missed your test Sir, I was attacked by.…......." The man didn't even let me to complete my well-prepared lie. He screamed and told me to get out of his office. I resisted. He almost hit my head as he threw a white-board marker out of anger. I was still partially high so I saw the marker advance through the air in slow-motion and I dodged the projectile. You can't subdue a high Comrade. I was still begging when Emilia held his arm and said; "D...

I woke up in my house but I know I didn't sleep here. I was soaked, head to toe. Not sure, if it's water or sweat. I opened my eyes, and suddenly everyone started screaming, "He's alive !!". Then it was accompanied with loud cheering and applause. The cheering came to a halt, when a figure walked towards me and hit me. Then I blacked out again. There's a particular Friday I won't forget in a hurry and I'm here with my ordeal once again. A Friday leads to the weekend,so most dumb shit are usually done on those days. I'm pretty sure the reason behind why most of us exist are based on Freaky Fridays. If you know what I mean. Y'all heard of Brownies? It's a nice cake covered in chocolate. It's super delicious and intriguing to our taste buds. It slaps hard though. I've been longing for a taste, and my wish got granted. A Friday as usual. The sun's out, birds chirping. People going around their normal business. I took my bath and got...

Life was very normal until OPay premiered into my locality It was the greatest salvation that I had ever come across. Not just me but for a lot of people. It saved me from stress, normal expenses and it was a bit classy. For those that do not know what "OPay" does, let me give you a quick breakdown. There are like a company that diversify in several branches to help people Which includes loans, business setups, transportation and the rest. But my main focus was on transportation. And what really drew my attention was their OTrike services. As I narrate this ordeal, The stigma of today's experience will remain evergreen in my memory. OTrike made life easy by making all rides within my city for just N70 which was way too cheap. I didn't believe it at first and I presumed it was a scam but with time, it domineered the whole state. Places I usually go to for up to N500, OTrike made the journey possible for just N70. I used their services for the fir...

#SecondarySchool #YoungStupidity #InsaneActs #PeerGroups A clique of friends is meant to be a group of people that shared the same vibe and reasoning and spent a lot of time together. If you were opportune to be in a clique back in secondary school, it was one of the greatest feeling. Your clique would either be the cool ones The brainy ones The savages The singers and dancers Or the stubborn and nonchalant ones But the clique I belonged to could not be found anywhere on Earth. What we specialized in would actually leave you shocked. But firstly, let me get you to understand me properly. I was an average JSS3 girl, was timid and shy and hardly associated with people. I was silent at home and in school. I found making friends quite hard and people saw me as a strange person. I was truthful to the core and always avoided trouble. Then I was schooling in a military school which made my growing up pretty tedious. To summarize, I was a good student until I stum...

I was enjoying some snacks And when I say snacks, it is the cheapest category of snacks. I could only afford biscuits so I had to take a lot of water to ensure I got satisfied and that the dry biscuits does not choke the hell out of me. I was very broke but I had adapted to this way of life. The authorities for electricity paid me a visit earlier and got me disconnected. I was indebted for about three months and they had lost their patience. I spent all my days and nights in the heat but my body had seen worse conditions than this. I'm a very lazy type and I dreaded taking my bath early in the morning. I would stay for long and perhaps bath in the evening. It was my usual routine and it was quite fun. After my short appetizer, I walked slowly to my verandah to stare at the sky and think of how to make my life useful. With no source of income, I gazed at the tender blue colour of the sky and just wished for something magnificent to happen in my life. Something was g...

My country is full of psychos And I love it that way But when it comes to our police They are exceptionally annoying Some of them, and the rest actually know their job You cannot stand what they have up their sleeves My latest adventure with them left me mindblown and pretty annoyed too I travelled to visit my Aunty in which I stayed for a while and I quickly returned. I had to return for my lectures and school stressful life. I had a cool lodge, a very nice one to be precise. My lodge was the finest and lots of niggas envied me. It was spacious It was exorbitant It was elegant It was amazing. Reading in my lodge was hardly done because of the level of comfort and anyone that visited had a very good time. We didn't really have electricity but that was not a problem to me. I had a huge generator that gave me all the comfort I could ever require. It never lacked fuel and I had lots of visitors because of it. Normal students would use small generators, ...

During my spare time, I would scroll my news feed on social media and I would come across lots of male models looking so properly built. They would go shirtless and leave every female in awe. I can never snap shirtless, it will be a great disaster and source of savagery. Girls fantasized about these models so much and they were the current trend. If your body was not according to the standard, then only money can attract a girl to you or perhaps God. And here I am No money No abs No proper sense of dressing No direction in life Just there, eating and attending classes in which I can't recall a thing. And I expect someone's child to develop feelings for me. That's not possible at all, if I wanted a girl I had to start somewhere and I had to start real quick. I couldn't start with the money aspect because I was way broke beyond redemption, all my trails to make money always came crumbling down. And without money, I would not be able to pimp my wardrobe ...

Whenever I watched a Nigerian movie and I would see an old lady or man curse a young person and after a short while, the person's life turns out to be a mess and the person turns cursed. I never believed it at all, curses work only in the movies and not in reality. I had a strong belief that curses were some random fallacy that people wanted to believe. I haven't been cursed before neither have I seen someone under a curse so I never had time to believe such. Well let me share my experience that would actually change your reasoning concerning aged people. It was a nice Friday morning, everything cool, everything lovely, and everything nice. I had nowhere to go that day. No school, no rehearsals and no errands. It was a perfect day I thought and I was laying on my bed while using my phone to scroll news feed. Mom was preparing some songs that she would use to drill our church choir on Sunday. I had typed the songs since and what was remaining was to g...