VISIT GONE WRONG

I was enjoying some snacks
And when I say snacks, it is the cheapest category of snacks.
I could only afford biscuits so I had to take a lot of water to ensure I got satisfied and that the dry biscuits does not choke the hell out of me.
I was very broke but I had adapted to this way of life.

The authorities for electricity paid me a visit earlier and got me disconnected.
I was indebted for about three months and they had lost their patience.
I spent all my days and nights in the heat but my body had seen worse conditions than this.

I'm a very lazy type and I dreaded taking my bath early in the morning.
I would stay for long and perhaps bath in the evening.
It was my usual routine and it was quite fun.

After my short appetizer, I walked slowly to my verandah to stare at the sky and think of how to make my life useful.
With no source of income, I gazed at the tender blue colour of the sky and just wished for something magnificent to happen in my life.
Something was going to happen but I had no idea at all.

My thoughts were brought to an absurd halt once my phone began to ring.
Who would call me this early?
It must be my younger brother requesting for money or my parents trying to remind me of current state.
Or some annoying students trying to remind me that lectures were ongoing.

I picked my phone reluctantly to see who was behind the early morning disturbance.
Surprisingly it was Pamela, my second half.
The pretty damsel in my life.
We've been dating for three years and for the mean time, I had no regrets.

Seeing her call brought comfort and joy to me.
Finally, my day would lighten up.
I picked the call and began to tease her, calling her the sweetest of names and the rest.

She wasn't really responsive but I did not care.
I had to spice the conversation to achieve my aim.
I wanted to her to pay me a visit.
But things took a different turn.
We talked till she said, "I want you to come over to my place right now".

My head nearly blew up with excitement.
I knew I can never visit and return home the same way.
Inside me I knew the motive behind the phone call.

So I prepared my "KIT UP" and quickly took my bath.
I took my bath PROPERLY.
"If you understand".

I had just 200 Naira with me which was meant for my lunch.
But with the current situation I found myself
Lunch was not vital at all.

I used the money to get to her place with immediate effect.
I reached there and she came out to receive me.
Her countenance was quite low but I knew it would change immediately we entered the "STADIUM" for proper "ACTION".

We entered and she was the only one around.
My brain had gone far in thoughts and fantasies.
She offered me a drink and she was more kind than usual.
I still did not care, my focus was fixed on a higher TARGET.

She said, " Let's go to my room, I wanna show you something ".
Wow, So Fast !!!!
Without any intro or persuading?
This has to be my lucky day !!!
And I was properly prepared for her.

As a sarcastic guy, I tried my best to bring up a conversation so I won't look interested in going to her room.
But she was serious about the movement and I followed like a desperate puppy.

I quickly turned to ensure every entrance was selaed and I returned to her.
She had a strange look while I locked the doors and closed the windows.
She will soon know what's going on.

I sat on the bed and waited for events to unfold properly.
But she was not following the script that I was imagining.
but I was more patient than she could ever imagine.
She crawled towards me and placed a pillow on my laps and she rested her head.

My hormones were already reacting but I had to be calm and persistent.
She said, "We need to talk"
I was like, "Then talk, am beside you".

I was not in the mood for any long conversation, I just wanted to get right into ACTION.
She began to open her blouse and she reached for her bra.....

At this moment, I felt the AFRICAN GIANT rising pleading from further restrictions.
But she did not take it off, instead she pulled out a paper from her bust and she gave it to me.

A PAPER?
That's strange but I had to see what was there so I could continue with immediate effect.
Her countenance dropped drastically and she looked at me with a facial expression that I could not understand or fathom.

I took the paper from her and put it in my pocket.
I would view it after the MATCH has been concluded.
But she restricted me and told me to read it first.

It must be one of her hand written love letters and something romantic.
I knew she was romantic but this was not the time for that.

She wanted appreciation and accolades.
That would come after, I just wanted to ease the present inner feeling my body was issuing.

She noticed that I wasn't in the mood to read it and she then said, " Am going to say it then"
In my mind, I was like
Was I an obstruction before?
She had say whatever she wanted to because I was already losing my patience.

She began to bite her lips and asked for my hands.
Is she psycho?
Well, I had no choice so I gave her my hands.

She asked, "Do you really love me?"
I said "Yes".
What else was I meant to reply when am feeling so turned on?

She moved closer to me and I took my shirt off
A proverb said that "Time must not be wasted in any circumstance".
I was about touching her till when the real bombshell landed.

She said, "John, Am pregnant".
The GIANT reduced immediately and my senses returned to their normal functions.

I replied the usual response of every guy, which was " HOW?"
She continued, "The paper I gave you was the pregnancy report, Am three months pregnant".

I felt like dying at the spot. Then I made the greatest mistake in my entire life.
I made a very stupid utterance that I will continue to regret.

I said, "Since am responsible, what are we going to do next?

Before I could finish asking the question, her parents came out from her toilet and began to stare at me.
Her seniors brother was in the closet and came out and walked towards me.

Pamela looked at me and then stood up from the bed.
She put me in a trap and our conversation was recorded on audio and video.

Then there I was
Sitting on their daughter's bed, shirtless and helpless.
Her Dad then broke the silence by asking me to complete my sentence.

I was so scared and shaking to the core and sweat was dripping from my body profusely.
I was so scared to reply them.
I put myself in the worst condition any young man can ever find himself.

I lacked the perfect reply for them because I just admitted to owing the pregnancy.
I begged, "Sir, please I'm a student"
He replied quite harsh, "So she was not a student when you DID IT right?"

He continued, "Take her, she's all yours"
He then pushed Pamela towards me and he said, "Follow your husband".

Then I was like, " Which husband?"
It sparked her elder brother and he looked at me sternly and said, "You want to deny your responsibility?".

I was already trembling and stammering
"No sir, I can't....I simply can't do that Sir"

Her mother was silent during this interrogation and looked at her daughter in disbelief and anger.
It wasn't my fault, because I and Pamela were seriously drunk that day.
And it was a MATCH without KIT UP.

Her mother walked up to me and gave me a resounding slap that left my ears ringing.
She told me and Pamela to get out.
She emphasized on not wanting to see Pamela till she changed her mind.

With no transport on me and a pregnant lady
My confusion knew no bounds.
Trekking to my residence was virtually impossible so I had to ask Pamela for transport fare.

I couldn't speak to her throughout the journey to my place.
I was in deep shock and serious thought.
We reached during the evening time.

With my predicament:
No electricity
No food stuff
No money
The only commodity was just WATER.

With the lack of electricity that evening, we were invaded with tons of mosquitoes and I had to move around to kill them.
Pamela cried throughout the night till morning.

By the next morning, I was a trend
The youngest father so far.
I was living a married life while I was in college.
Pamela suddenly changed and started making requirements up and down

I had to charge her phone
Fetch her water for bathing like five times a day
She wanted specific meals
I left lectures for a while and I had to find a menial job in order to secure cash for her upkeep and my unborn child.

My parents did not know about this but I could not keep it a secret forever.
I got devastated every passing day but had to continue.

One fateful evening, I was seated at my verandah looking into the dark sky and thinking on how the child would look and the gender.

Then Pamela's father barged into my apartment and asked for Pamela.
I told him she was asleep and in good condition.
I thought he would take his leave but he sat down and called me.

I came inside but kept a distance in case he wanted hitting me.
He pulled out a paper and handed it over to me.
This has to be our marriage arrangement or something.

But I had to open it to be sure of the content.
It was a hospital report and the result was not what I expected.

I skipped all the long write-ups and went to the Doctor's conclusion.
He wrote that Pamela was experiencing HORMONAL IMBALANCE and she wasn't actually pregnant.

Her father began to apologize and dropped a sum of 100k on my little table.
He said, "For all the trouble caused".
Then he woke Pamela, took her into his car and took his leave.

At the moment, the feelings for Pamela began to depreciate and vanish day by day.
I learnt a very great lesson and I'm presently a MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER for singles.

I don't play MATCHES again, no matter the KIT UP that may be on board.
Her father ended the relationship by himself and we stopped seeing.
She was sent to another state to further her education.
My sleep was more than perfect since my major problem was solved.

On my side, the money that was given to me for compensation was history.
I invited all my goons far and wide and I spent the money.
I brought useless items that had no value.
And in no time, I returned to my broke state.
Man must enjoy the good life.


God did give me a second chance and I abstained totally from that path till the right time for me to SCORE and rejoice would come.

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