I NEVER EXPECTED IT

My country is full of psychos
And I love it that way
But when it comes to our police
They are exceptionally annoying
Some of them, and the rest actually know their job
You cannot stand what they have up their sleeves
My latest adventure with them left me mindblown and pretty annoyed too

I travelled to visit my Aunty in which I stayed for a while and I quickly returned.

I had to return for my lectures and school stressful life.

I had a cool lodge, a very nice one to be precise.
My lodge was the finest and lots of niggas envied me.
It was spacious
It was exorbitant
It was elegant
It was amazing.

Reading in my lodge was hardly done because of the level of comfort and anyone that visited had a very good time.
We didn't really have electricity but that was not a problem to me.
I had a huge generator that gave me all the comfort I could ever require.
It never lacked fuel and I had lots of visitors because of it.

Normal students would use small generators, generators that cannot even pick fridges or freezers but I was using the large size that could even accommodate a pressing iron and refrigerators.

My little place of comfort was like a tourist attraction and was starting to get insecure.
Rough looking men would be moving around in the name of charging their devices.
It reached a point that I was forced to connect my generator to the nearest viewing center in order to maintain peace.

In no time, I was sharing my light with a whole street.
I hate unnecessary stress and suffering
It was my generator and I had basic rights, so I refused to continue my sharing.

I did not want to take the matter up, so I tackled it myself.
One evening, an hour to a prominent Premier league match, I made the disconnection and returned into my lodge.
Luckily my lodge had a gate and it came with an able gateman.

I told him to lock the gate properly and I warned him that the night would get hot and dicey.
I braced myself and prepared for the worst.
I could not find sleep because I was scared and frightened.

I was joking with a bunch of mad men.

The time for the match came and there was a blackout.
There were loud noises and sounds of people grumbling.
I believed they would wanna storm my apartment so I made some reinforcements to stop them.

But suddenly the sounds stopped, Electricity came in and the match went on.
I came out from my hiding spot with my rake and stick in my hand.
I was sweating profusely and I couldn't breathe well.
The gateman told me that the men had left.

So I went to the viewing center to see things for myself.
The place was peaceful and everyone was enjoying the game.
If I left the place without uttering a statement, things would have been better.

But my attitude didn't let me, I decided to drop a statement before my departure.

I wanted to show them that I was not afraid at all.

I wanted to prove stance and show strength.

I began to rant, "Nobody should ever disturb me because I have disconnected my generator, I need some peace".
I even went as far as to challenge the owner of the place before I took my leave.

I told him that I would deal with whosoever came to disturb me ever again.

I went home, switched on the generator and began to watch some Netflix.

I felt so much peace and I spent the whole night on movies.

I slept very late and woke up late too.
The next day came quickly
It was a Wednesday
A day with lots of lectures. I woke up late and I was confused.
I began to rush to do many things like
To pack my books
Brush my teeth
Bath
Put in clothes
And other vital things

I did not even sweep my environment or inside my lodge
I didn't take my generator inside
It was outside but chained
I rushed for lectures looking like a malnourished thief.

I got to school but my love for women did not let me focus on return early
I took them out for a little sitout which we ate and enjoyed the life
I got home very late probably around 10pm in the night.
I went to start my generator, I bent down to pull the rope and it was not there.

I touched the generator, the casing was present but the engine and the parts were absent.
I came to my senses and I realized what just happened to me

I was robbed and the thief hit me hard
He stole all the parts of the generator and left the frame and the chain.
I wanted running mad but I kept my cool
The gateman must have a clue about this

I went to him and asked about my generator
He replied that he had no idea and I was the only person who had access to the generator.
He swore that he saw no one.

My neighbours were not around since morning, so I had no one to make enquires from.

I was so angry and pained
My generator was like a wife and soulmate to me
I had to avenge her demise

My generator cannot go like that

I had to find those behind such a hideous act
I knew it had to do with the viewing center
I had to involve the law and I had to do it quickly.

I paid my way to the nearest police nation to lay my compliant immediately.
I did not know I was on my way to make the greatest mistake of my life.
I went to the first officer I came across and told him of my curent predicament

He told me to sit and that my case wasn't an emergency
That pissed me off and I refused to sit
I wanted attention and he took me to the counter immediately.

I met one ill looking man and he came me a paper to write what happened.
I was to angry to write so I told him I prefer to narrate it.

He told me to continue
I explained every single thing and how my generator  got disembarked.
He dispatched two policemen to follow me home for proper investigation.

We got home and they asked the gateman some questions which included
"Who came here since morning?"
The gateman said "Only him"

They asked
"Who slept here since morning"
The gateman said "Only him"

They asked the last one
"Who came in contact with the generator since yesterday'
The gateman said " Only him"

The police men looked at me and whispered to each other and walked slowly towards me.
I wasn't sure of what was going on and it was kinda shocking.

They came to me and said
"You are under arrest"

I was like "What's going...."
And they gave their usual annoying reply
"Anything you say here would be used against you in the court of law"

They handcuffed me and took me to the car and drove to the station
They arrested me for my own generator
How would I steal my own generator from myself?

It was like a dream and I wanted to wake up
I was surprised to the core of such a turnout of events.
They seized my phone and switched it off.

They told me they would deal with me
Deal with me?
This is injustice
I went to the station and I was asked to write a statement
I told them I was not writing anything

The policemen even went as far as to say I sold the items.
They told me to kneel down and raise my hands
They asked me again "Where is your gen?"
I told them I had no idea

The gateman informed my Mother.
That was my luck.
She came and bailed me out after the humiliation and stress.
I was then locked up for five hours and released later.
I never found the generator parts
I did not find the thief.

I had to adapt to sleeping in heat and live the normal life.
Days passed and I tried to forget about the situation.

I left my house one day and went to buy some items across the street
I passed the viewing center and was strolling towards the mall
One man met me and told me that my generator fetched him a fortune.

He laughed and said that I should quickly buy another one so they could help me to maintain it.
He was the thief, he came to confront me and he left.

I was perplexed
I knew the theif and I could do nothing about it
If I reported the issue, I might be arrested again
I was now living in fear till I had to relocate

They had not seen the last of me
I would deal with them
But as for the police
Only my God can justify me.